Reformie Normie

Your average American Jew who knows a nominal amount about Judaism. This is your "twice a year" Jew, who only goes to Shul on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. They typically identify as being Jewish through superficial cultural concepts, such as eating matzo ball soup, watching Seinfeld, cultural Zionism, Jewish mother jokes, and remembering the Holocaust. You might see a Reformie Normie stumble drunk into their local college campus Chabad on a Friday night and exclaim "I'm here for the food!". Reformie Normies might have had a Bar or Bat Mitzvah but that was basically the end of their Jewish education, aside from their college Birthright trip. Oh, and their dating profiles always have to say something about a "Nice Jewish Boy/Girl" aka "NJB/NJG". It's a Halachic obligation.

The dating profile of a Reformie Normie:

"I'm just an NJG lookin' for an NJB!"

"Challah atcha boi!"
"I'm just here because my mother want's me to marry a nice Jewish girl!"
"Let's tell our grandparents we met in Shul! ;-)"
"My matzoball soup is better than your bubbie's"

by JustANiceJewishBoy August 22, 2021

reformant

one who makes or creates change. a revisionist, a revolutionary, a repeat informant.

street reformant, hope reformant, avoid repeat informants

by crza_crx June 18, 2007

reformat

To wipe all of the information off a computer and reinstall the operating system.

I've gotta reformat my computer; it just has too much junk on it.

by Meekong May 13, 2005

Protestant Reformation

A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.

Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?

Person #2: Martin Luther.

Person #1: Oh.

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

reformat

When you need to reinstall or reformat a whole hard drive. This many happens to horny people who use there computer as a viewing screen for PORNO, and more PORNO. This is when the porn you are looking at in laced with spyware and you need to reformat the hard drive to fix the computer

Zach had to reformat his computer since he looked at porno all day.

Zach loved the porn, but downloaded spyware that he thought was pron and had to reformat he's crapy pc

by madJesus January 29, 2008

reformation

1. The art of reforming: the state of being reformed 2. A 16th century religious movement marked ultimately by rejected or modificationof some Roman Catholic doctrine and practice and establishmentt of of the Protestant churches

1. We are going to have a reformation to become a bigger group

by Kenneth Egelkrout November 6, 2008

reformat

To wipe out all information, including work and harmfull file types, and restore your pc to its original condition in which you very first brought it and opened it.

Gekotec: I reformatted my pc. It had so much virus and spyware on it, i just had to wipe it clean. Dude, it runs so fast now.

SloppyJoe: Yea man, my computer needs some reformatting.

Janice: You can do that? I just brought a new pc. 5% off!!!

SloppyJoe/Gekotec: Oh, Boy.

by Kyaa! September 8, 2008