Reets 

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.

That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.

Reets by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010

Reets 

Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).

Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets

Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets

Big mood? Nah, Big Reets

Reets by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018

Reets 

Slang; pertaining to retardation

"you spilled the beer, you are a reets!"

Reets by Hilly and Claire May 30, 2006

reets 

of canine descent, is often in for the long haul

reets the enigma is coming over for another big night, the dog

reets by perro_enigma August 23, 2011

Reets 

Someone who is a retard/ short for retard.

(Retard meaning being stupid)

*screams, shouts and acts stupid*
"Oh my god stop it you reets!"

Reets by Tori Blakeman December 11, 2015

Reets 

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

Reets by anonymous August 7, 2021

Reets 

Another word for slow/ retarded
- invented by N

“ Bro, you don’t know what 2+2 is, You’re definitely reets”

Reets by Avocado mania December 19, 2023