Reets

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.

That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.

by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010

Reets

Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).

Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets

Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets

Big mood? Nah, Big Reets

by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018

Reets

Slang; pertaining to retardation

"you spilled the beer, you are a reets!"

by Hilly and Claire May 30, 2006

reets

of canine descent, is often in for the long haul

reets the enigma is coming over for another big night, the dog

by perro_enigma August 23, 2011

Reets

Someone who is a retard/ short for retard.

(Retard meaning being stupid)

*screams, shouts and acts stupid*
"Oh my god stop it you reets!"

by Tori Blakeman December 11, 2015

Reets

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

by anonymous August 7, 2021

Reets

Another word for slow/ retarded
- invented by N

“ Bro, you don’t know what 2+2 is, You’re definitely reets”

by Avocado mania December 19, 2023