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intergalactic redneckism 

Casting aside all preconceived prejudices for fellow human beings to come together as a race to ban against intergalactic species. In the absence of said species, all prejudices conveniently return to the human race.
Two people are arguing at a stop light about the others road rage. An intergalactic space craft lands in the middle of the road. Suddenly, the humans ban against the outside specie and put all differences aside. These people are said to be intergalactic rednecks, or suffer from intergalactic redneckism.

redneckistan 

Rural part of America. Home to rednecks.
The road from Charlotte to Atlanta passes through Redneckistan. At a truck stop on the way I saw a guy with a huge belt buckle and a gun rack on his pickup truck.
redneckistan by Fatbeard June 2, 2009

redneckify 

When someone puts something together out of weird objects. (ie. duct tape, zip ties, etc.) Other wise sometimes called rigged.
I looked at the trailer and wondering how I could redneckify the lights to work.
redneckify by scoobie82 March 7, 2008

rednecktomy 

When a country person moves from their small town to a big city and their old redneck habits are removed and replaced with City traits.
Curtis the Country Boy moved to Seattle and had an involuntary rednecktomy. He went from a gun-toting, Tobacco chewing, beer drinking country bumpkin driving his prized Ford F-150 to a tote bag carrying, gum chewing, latte sipping city slicker cruising in a brand new Prius.
rednecktomy by CCguysiner22 October 23, 2018

Redneckitude 

Actions commonly befitting a redneck.

See also Hillbillery.
Arrest this redneck for reckless redneckitude.
Redneckitude by marin123 March 6, 2010

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."