A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.
by Ooof321 May 31, 2018
Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.
by Joephuckyoself July 25, 2017