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red roider 

a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
Two high school girls in conversation:

Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?

Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.

Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.

Diana: Oh.
red roider by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2012
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red roider 

red roider

a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
Two high school girls in conversation:

Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?

Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.

Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.

Diana: Oh.
red roider by Uncle Dimma February 9, 2012

red rider 

When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.
Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!

red raider 

The mascot of Texas Tech University. Located in Lubbock, Texas Tech is known for it's flat, dry land and the best girls in the world.
Tom: Man I love seein aggies bow down for Red Raiders
red raider by Dumbdooor February 24, 2008

Red Raider 

Having intercourse with a woman on her menstral period.
He precided to perform a red raider on his girlfriend.
Red Raider by Mexflo November 13, 2004

Red Raider Rash 

A generic STD which is prevalent at Texas Tech University and Lubbock, Texas, because Lubbock, Texas doesn't believe in sex ed, or condoms.
I was in Lubbock for a TTU football game, had unprotected sex, and now I am pregnant, and have a bad case of Red Raider Rash.
Red Raider Rash by Maugwort Halfmad September 14, 2016

Red Rider 

A Red Rider is a term for the "top" in a gay relationship, or the man who penetrates his partner.

An additional characteristic which makes a Red Rider is that he does not wear protection (condoms) and is into rough sex.
"Watch out for Terry, he's a red rider."
Red Rider by Spiderm@n1993 January 19, 2010