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Rectumsempra 

A spell that can accidentally be used when the spell-caster means to use "Rictusempra" (the tickling charm). This spell will cause the target to suffer from sudden, frequent, and uncontrollable bowel movements.
Kira pointed her want at Jake - with the intention of using the tickle charm on him. She mispronounced the incantation and said "RECTUMSEMPRA!!"

Jake quickly rushed to the washroom.
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rectumsempra 

a magical spell when you tickle the asshole a little bit
I used the spell rectumsempra
rectumsempra by eugenesaunders December 10, 2020
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Sectumsempra

A spell in the Harry Potter series that cuts the target several times like a sword. It was invented by Severus Snape and chronicled in his annotated Potions schoolbook, where Harry Potter learned it. The cuts can only be healed immediately after infliction by a countercurse also created by Severus Snape.

The spell is ineffective on Inferi or other creatures who do not have or need blood.

The name derives from the Latin sectum, "cut", and semper, "always"
Harry Potter dropped Draco Malfoy like a convulsing brick by slashing him with the effects of Sectumsempra.
Sectumsempra by LaserPhaser May 22, 2010

sectumsempra

The most awesome spell in the Harry Potter series, causes violent cuts to the victim. First used on Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince.
I cast "SECTUMSEMPRA!!!" on you.
sectumsempra by Snowmanjew666 August 7, 2005

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026