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rectal rocket

When your penis is _quickly_ thrusted in someone's anus, it becomes a rectal rocket
"Dayum! Joe's cock was a rectal rocket last night!" - Jane
rectal rocket by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.
If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."
rectal rocket by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015

Rectal Rocket

A rectal rocket is when a constipated individual uses a bottle rocket to "blast" the poopbout of his anus.
Person a. Dah hell you doin with dat rocket person b. Uses it to rectal rocket the shit out person a. ...dah fuck Is wrong wit u?!!
Rectal Rocket by don wellington a November 28, 2009

rectal rocketry

The study of the propulsion of objects due to flatulence.
After the chili dinner, the engineering team had the opportunity to study rectal rocketry!
rectal rocketry by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2017

rectal rocketeer 

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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