Reasonable price

The lowest possible price someone can pay. Usually only accounts for materials, not labor.

"I'm looking for a taco caterer for 200 guests who will provide all food, plates, napkins, utensils, drinks and will cook on site who charges a reasonable price"

"I can cater your party for $2,000"

"$2,000 is a reasonable price? I can buy all the food and cook it myself for about $300. I will offer you that much and not a dollar more"

Reasonable price by Professional Asshole July 1, 2018

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Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.

Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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