rearsighted
A. Inability to see past someone's physical attributes, particularly the derriere. B. Particularly fond of the ass.
rearsighted by Memphotank June 19, 2010
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Nearsighted Date
As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
Nearsighted Date by bunn28 January 4, 2010
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Nearsighted Gynecologist
Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.
Nearsighted Gynecologist by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018
nearsightedness
adj.
Used to describe someone who looks at things biased, without taking into consideration the grander scope of things. Focusing on one point, and sticking with it, oblivious to other factors effecting the situation.
Used to describe someone who looks at things biased, without taking into consideration the grander scope of things. Focusing on one point, and sticking with it, oblivious to other factors effecting the situation.
So and so blamed another person for flaming whilest that person was only defending ones self. So and so was demonstrating nearsightedness by not fully understanding the entire situation.
nearsightedness by Jeff560-54653 January 2, 2006
Nearsightedness
Bae you are so nearsighted.
You can’t see that I’m leaving you for hamalton.
Nearsightedness means you are oblivious and dumb.
You can’t see that I’m leaving you for hamalton.
Nearsightedness means you are oblivious and dumb.
Nearsightedness by Currying.peas January 21, 2022
Earsighted
Most men, particularly husbands, are earsighted - the condition of being borderline deaf when 3 feet from their spouse. Problem amplified when their wife is assigning chores or talking about her day. Fortunately, those afflicted with being earsighted are usually quite adept at hearing far away, like when their friend has pulled into the driveway to take them away.
The doctor put down his ear scope after examining Jeff and asked him if his wife started a new job. Upon Jeff confirming, the ear doctor explained that Jeff was suffering from a case of being earsighted.
Earsighted by Grant Rampus January 28, 2022
emotionally nearsighted
When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.
She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."
emotionally nearsighted by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015
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