Definitions by Memphotank

preemptive driving

Overly-cautious driving after news of impending winter weather has been announced. Most frequently seen in southern United States urban areas.

Dude, would you please drive faster than 15 mph. The snow isn't due for another eight hours. Do not show me preemptive driving!

preemptive driving by memphotank February 26, 2011

Johnny Rah Rah 

Someone who is overly enthusiastic about an organization, cause or event.

Well yeah, man, I mean I want the team to win, but I'm no Johnny Rah Rah. I'm not a fanatic.

Johnny Rah Rah by memphotank January 4, 2011

electile dysfunction 

Failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.

Voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year's electile dysfunction.

electile dysfunction by memphotank November 2, 2010

rearsighted 

A. Inability to see past someone's physical attributes, particularly the derriere. B. Particularly fond of the ass.

Man: Check her out!
Friend: She's not very pretty, dude.
Man: I'm rearsighted, man.

rearsighted by Memphotank June 19, 2010