Rear View 

(verb) To purposefully drive (dangerously) close behind a mini van, watching whatever movie the kids in the back have chosen to view on the flip down screen. Traditionally a Disney/Pixar movie (such as WALL-E, Finding Nemo, etc.) is viewed.

"Dude where you been? We've been waiting for 2 hours!"

"Sorry! I missed my exit by 10 miles while rear viewing this family in front of me! You know how much I love Toy Story!"

Rear View by Switzer581 February 6, 2009

Rear View 

Get over a bad experience by distancing oneself from it.

After getting dumped by Karen, I put her in my rear view. She's out!

Rear View by phdeed2015 February 11, 2021

Rear View Hottie 

a girl who has the perfect back features but doesnt match up on the other side...head in the pillow kind of job!

man look at that girl in front of us shes hot!

*girl turns around*

shit what was that daphne and celeste song?!

you just got a rear view hottie! unlucky!

Rear View Hottie by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009

Rear-View Stalker 

That guy in the car in the front seat who keeps looking at you through the rear-view mirror.

"I can't sleep, that rear-view stalker keeps looking at me!"

Rear-View Stalker by IsRyn1234 May 15, 2016

rear-view regret 

n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.


Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.

**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

************ ************ ************


Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!

rear-view regret by the lengendary ironwood April 15, 2009

Rear View Mirror Poop 

When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

Rear View Mirror Poop by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

rear view mirror 

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner

I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror

rear view mirror by Redalert423 July 14, 2017