Hym "It LITERALLY does not matter what you think is or is not my 'real identity.' What you are doing is called 'No True Scottsmen fallacy.' YOUR identity is 'a fucking retard.' Look. I don't need to read your mind to KNOW that YOU KNOW you are trying to swindle the situation. YOU KNOW you are doing that. You think that sewing doubt on what constitutes 'my identity' is going to change things and it isn't. You don't get a vote. You don't get a say. And 'no' it isn't both. As far as YOU are concerned, if I say I am a 10 foot tall purple hippopotamus... I AM."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).