real poo 

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.

If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.

real poo by QuacksO February 29, 2020

real poo 

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

real poo by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Real nigga poop 

When a young nigga stay in his lane and poop like a real one 💯

Ill brb, I gotta take a real nigga poop 💯💯

Real nigga poop by Lilniggafert April 7, 2020

hit the poon and leave real soon 

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.

"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"

hit the poon and leave real soon by S.money January 27, 2016

poopyeater43_real 

the best Minecraft bedrock player. he is so excellent and awesome and can beat the game precisely in 9 hours, 42 minutes, 52 seconds and 4 milliseconds

Moron: who is poopyeater43_real

poopyeater43_real: pvp now

(poopyeater43_real wins obviously)

poopyeater43_real by poopyeater43_real July 17, 2022