read books

another way to phrase to smoke weed

you i'm bout to read books later on tonight.

by mexicater February 25, 2011

Go read book

Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.

AINT NOBODY FUCKING DEAD STOP DICK EATING AND GO READ BOOK

by i identify myself as a whale July 31, 2022

Reading books with dream

nightmare forcing his brother to learn to read. on a youtube live. infront of 78 people and his mother.

"READING BOOKS WITH DREAM!"

"Brother i cant uh. I cant fucking read."

"DREAM WE ARE 507! Just..- Try."

"Okay-.."

"ABDSHFBDDFHSBGHRBEFVHFBDRVFRBGRJHBVREIUBGWTIBGTRWUBGTRGBTRWBGBRTEJHBGTRGBAAAAAAAAAAHEHFRE"

"Was that good??"

"Uh..- Yeahahahaaa- Sureee...-"

by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023

read books, get brain

A tagline for a surprisingly longlived advertising campaign by Akademiks. The ads featured a hot chick sitting on a stack of books in a clearly suggestive position. See brain and get brain.

Ayo man, that Akademiks ad said if I read books I'ma get brain, b! You see that? "Read books, get brain". That ill wops homie! Watch I'ma go read something now.

by LDizzle July 25, 2008

Read a book

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!

by qwepoiqwepoiqwe August 27, 2012

Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 28, 2010

read a book

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.

1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>

by bl@ckm@rio August 16, 2007