ratwank

This is where you take a fresh rat, hold it in your hand and saw down its spine, then before you cut all the way through open the rat corpse out into your hand, wrap it round your penis and have a wank.
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oh my god, jonny just had a ratwank!

ratwank by captainDavee December 12, 2008

ratwanger

A right wing nut!I know ,the nut part is redundant!

A ratwanger had a good idea once,but it died of loneliness!

ratwanger by urlnts March 28, 2010

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ratwank • ratnank • Ratwang • ratwanger

Ratwang

A short stubby dick. They are usually smaller than an inch and are smaller than a Hamsterwang.

Ratwang - Oh my god! Its not even an inch!

Ratwang by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018

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ratnank

he's a wife beater and someone who abuses his daughters by spousing hate and bad words to them. He is a mentally and physically sick man.

oh you're a ratnank? ew get away from me

ratnank by Robin2429 March 6, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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