a stupid fucking cunt with a squeaky voice and doesnt know how to stop singing his favorite katy perry songs.
by Namarox January 8, 2017
Get the ratson mug.Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.
Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.
Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.
Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
by DDwd5 February 23, 2014
Get the female rationalization hamster mug.The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.
"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."
by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020
Get the Butt Rations mug.Another name for Price is Right host Drew Carey. He is referred to by this name because his crappy hosting is exactly the opposite of how great the late Richard Dawson of Family Feud fame was.
by John2019 August 8, 2019
Get the dickard rawson mug.That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)
The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.
by Rodkor July 4, 2012
Get the Raton morning mug.A charter school with annoying rich kids that think they’re ghetto. Kids who are either white or hispanic and think they can say n***a. It used to have no soap in the bathrooms until a month ago. Kids throw literal shit on the bathroom walls too. Kids here don’t know how to act and pull up in g wagons, porsches, and rolls royces. Teachers here also don’t know how to act and quit in the middle of the day and get fired too. Now that I’ve somewhat explained its shittyness, let me explain the grade levels...
6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.
7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.
8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.
9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .
10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.
7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.
8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.
9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .
10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
Person: “What’s good n***a!”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
by hehe anonymous heheh November 6, 2019
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