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muff rat 

see bearded clam
Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.
muff rat by enspration5 May 28, 2004
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Muff Rat 

A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.
D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat
Muff Rat by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005

Muff Rat 

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.
"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."
Muff Rat by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019

rat muffin 

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
A rare quasi-dog breed, that actually belongs to the Muridae rodent family, discovered in Brazil in the late 19th century. It closely resembles a Pomeranian and it is hard to distinguish between the two. However, this rodent breed is typically smaller than the average Pomeranian, has straighter hair, and their teeth are also much tinier akin to a rat's teeth.
That ratmuffin is jumping around like a puppy!
Ratmuffin by Doctor Danielsonair September 3, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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