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rat assed 

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.
Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.
rat assed by Mercifull March 4, 2005

rat-assed 

To be completely drunk , stonned or otherwise incapable.
Last night i was completely rat-assed.
rat-assed by zoso May 19, 2005

rat-arsed 

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.
Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed
rat-arsed by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

rat arsed 

To be ridiculously drunk
I wana get rat arsed!
I was fuckin' rat arsed last night
rat arsed by AO'CB May 14, 2008

rat arsed 

I got absolutely rat arsed last night and tried to shag my neighbours cat...
rat arsed by Arse Rat February 22, 2003

rat arsed 

to be rat arsed means to be under the influence of a large amount of alcohol; to be pissed to fuck
"oh mate i got fuckin rat arsed night?"
"for real?"
"yeah dog"
rat arsed by tommad86 September 27, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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