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English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.
Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed
by Jack Hackett August 20, 2007
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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To be ridiculously drunk
I wana get rat arsed!
I was fuckin' rat arsed last night
by AO'CB May 14, 2008
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I got absolutely rat arsed last night and tried to shag my neighbours cat...
by Arse Rat February 22, 2003
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To be so intoxicated the you have to squint to see properly, have no sense of balance, no depth perception, and have almost completely lost the ability to speak.
Dan was so ratarsed that he fell into the bouncer and was thrown out of the premises.
by Mookz_munki August 15, 2006
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to be rat arsed means to be under the influence of a large amount of alcohol; to be pissed to fuck
"oh mate i got fuckin rat arsed night?"
"for real?"
"yeah dog"
by tommad86 September 12, 2007
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Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.
I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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