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rapenaldo
A Portuguese striker who likes to fly to go on trips to Las Vegas and try to catch as many rape accusations as possible.
Be careful, when I was using the slots machine, Rapenaldo took my wife and vanished. Must’ve been a big game!
rapenaldo by Tapiano Dolphinaldo September 1, 2021
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rapenol • rapehole • rapenaldo • rapewolf • Raenolds • rapanol • Rapenomics • Rapenoxious • Rapeologist • Shut your rapehole
Rapeologist
A person adept in the art of surprise sex. They can often be found luring innocents to their ginger bread house or mixing suspicious drinks at parties. Have a tendency to loom over your shoulder and give you the creeps
Rapeologist by Muppetesque June 18, 2014
Rapenaldo
A professional footballer from Portugal who is popular for crying out at people. He goes to England with a bottle in his hand, gets benched 24/7, cries, Goes to Arabian bomb league and still isn't gonna start
"I started my TV and saw Pier-Morgan Man/Rapenaldo crying out at. Now Rapenaldo plays in Arabian league"
Rapenaldo by Rapenaldo/PiersMorgan-Man January 1, 2023
rapewolf
A sissy werewolf transformed by emotional anguish over the loss of true love. Rapewolves are commonly known for their "sexually aggressive" behaviors (like rape) and like to prey on small children to vent their frustration. Remember, it's ok because she LOOKS 17.
Chris Hansen: How ya' doing?
Jacob Black: What's going on? Where'd Renesmee go?
Chris Hansen: Oh she went to get a coke. Tell me, how did you meet Renesmee?
Jacob Black: Er, I met her when she was born. That's when I imprinted on her. It was completely involuntary, I swear.
Chris Hanson: So what's a twenty four year old like yourself coming to do with her then?
Jacob Black: Well we were just going to hang out, you know. I was going to ride motorcycles with her.
Chris Hanson: Sounds a little fishy to me, Jacob. Isn't she a little young for you to "ride motorcycles" with her?
Jacob Black: Oh well no. She's the right age, and it's all legal. She's seventeen.
Chris Hanson: Jacob, tell me the truth.
Jacob Black: What?
Chris Hanson: Jacob, she's not seventeen. You should know this since you yourself already said you imprinted on her at birth which just happens to be seven years ago.
Jacob Black: Well she LOOKS seventeen which is all that matters, and um... *transforms!* AWHOOOOOOO!
Chris Hanson: Ah, he's becoming a rapewolf!
Jacob Black: What's going on? Where'd Renesmee go?
Chris Hansen: Oh she went to get a coke. Tell me, how did you meet Renesmee?
Jacob Black: Er, I met her when she was born. That's when I imprinted on her. It was completely involuntary, I swear.
Chris Hanson: So what's a twenty four year old like yourself coming to do with her then?
Jacob Black: Well we were just going to hang out, you know. I was going to ride motorcycles with her.
Chris Hanson: Sounds a little fishy to me, Jacob. Isn't she a little young for you to "ride motorcycles" with her?
Jacob Black: Oh well no. She's the right age, and it's all legal. She's seventeen.
Chris Hanson: Jacob, tell me the truth.
Jacob Black: What?
Chris Hanson: Jacob, she's not seventeen. You should know this since you yourself already said you imprinted on her at birth which just happens to be seven years ago.
Jacob Black: Well she LOOKS seventeen which is all that matters, and um... *transforms!* AWHOOOOOOO!
Chris Hanson: Ah, he's becoming a rapewolf!
rapewolf by Stephanie Meyer ROOOOOOOOOCKS! July 31, 2009
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