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A sissy werewolf transformed by emotional anguish over the loss of true love. Rapewolves are commonly known for their "sexually aggressive" behaviors (like rape) and like to prey on small children to vent their frustration. Remember, it's ok because she LOOKS 17.

Chris Hansen: How ya' doing?
Jacob Black: What's going on? Where'd Renesmee go?
Chris Hansen: Oh she went to get a coke. Tell me, how did you meet Renesmee?
Jacob Black: Er, I met her when she was born. That's when I imprinted on her. It was completely involuntary, I swear.
Chris Hanson: So what's a twenty four year old like yourself coming to do with her then?
Jacob Black: Well we were just going to hang out, you know. I was going to ride motorcycles with her.
Chris Hanson: Sounds a little fishy to me, Jacob. Isn't she a little young for you to "ride motorcycles" with her?
Jacob Black: Oh well no. She's the right age, and it's all legal. She's seventeen.
Chris Hanson: Jacob, tell me the truth.
Jacob Black: What?
Chris Hanson: Jacob, she's not seventeen. You should know this since you yourself already said you imprinted on her at birth which just happens to be seven years ago.
Jacob Black: Well she LOOKS seventeen which is all that matters, and um... *transforms!* AWHOOOOOOO!
Chris Hanson: Ah, he's becoming a rapewolf!

rapewolf by Stephanie Meyer ROOOOOOOOOCKS! July 31, 2009

Rape Wolf

when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf

Origin of the Werewolf Legend

first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was

Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe

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Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?

Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache

Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!

Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)

Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me

HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls

Rape Wolf by Arispie August 14, 2011

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