The Raydude is an extremely hairy and smellycreature which stalks forests, woodland and the occasional garden shrub in areas of northern England, particularly South Yorksire and Lancashire. The Raydude has been known to attack and viciously extract the virginity of many a wandering child. It bears a strong resemblance to Slash (Guns N Roses guitarist), although significantly less clean.
man1 - "hey dude did you just see that hairy beast?!"
man2 - "yeah i sure did, i think it was the Raydude!"
A person of which who thinks that he/she is better then anyone else and primarly lurks the internet for sick and disturbing images,stories,.etc
(Plays video games excessivley, and everyone usual gets annoyed by such person)
1) "Man I'm so flusterbasted that I'm going to go at it hammer and tong in a randydextrous style."
2) "Dave's just gone into the allnight service station and bought a stack load of Playboys. He'll be checking out his randydextrous skills later when one hand goes numb".
"Yeah, and he'll be 'turning Japanese!'"
3) "I hear Pete's Randy Dextrous. Not only does he constantly carry out the 'Five Knuckle Shuffle' but more often than not swops and ends up with a 'Ten Knuckle shuffle' combination move"