randite
Someone who thinks Ayn Rand is not only a philosopher, but has logical consistency. See also: asshat
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Spittin Randies
The act of one randomly jizzing in their pants. It doesn't matter if this person is alone, sees a lady with great ideas, or in a circle of men (if your into that).
Spittin Randies by Sir Spits a lot..of randies August 3, 2010
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randite • Randie • randitya • Randied • Randice • randiceous • randiel • Randie Sheehan • Randiest male • Randiferous
Randie
A beautiful, intelligent girl with an open heart and mind. Randie's are usually sarcastic, as we've had to deal with people comparing our names to the guys version, 'Randy', our whole lives. It gave us the quality of a quick comeback, something we're proud of. Randie's are unique, rare, and extremely lovable. Someone to be cherished.
Randie by MissRandie December 9, 2009
randies
-in Counter Strike when a random pub scrub kills you
or they get a random head shot
-randies can be bad hockey players too. if they are terrible and they just throw the puck at the net and then all of a sudden they get a random goal
-those randies are so bad
-i walked all of those randies in the mens league today and then this randy got the puck and roofed it top corner. he was a total bender.
or they get a random head shot
-randies can be bad hockey players too. if they are terrible and they just throw the puck at the net and then all of a sudden they get a random goal
-those randies are so bad
-i walked all of those randies in the mens league today and then this randy got the puck and roofed it top corner. he was a total bender.
randies by Alex Digirolamo July 20, 2008
randsteinfucker
randsteinfucker by k07n March 1, 2016
dirty randie
when a chick gets down to your crotch area about to take off your pants when your stomach rumbles and you fart in her face.
i knew better than eating all that mexican food before going to the club, b/c i ended giving that hot waitress a dirty randie!
dirty randie by chuck ablility November 4, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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