randi's next door neighbor Share definition Flag some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor randi's next door neighbor by Grapedrinkeesha March 29, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the randi's next door neighbor mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch