rains dicks

An expression used to wish bodily injury on a person for acting like a jerk. WARNING: May also cause psychological harm as well. Also interchangeable with the phrase fall on some dicks

Dang it, Logan is calling me a has-been again!! I hope it rains dicks on him!!

by sileightymania March 15, 2009

Rainy Dick

A soggy micropenis

Look at that rainy dick on general Rain!

by Catastrophix February 18, 2017

dick rails

Another name for snake bite piercings. The rings on either side of the bottom lip serve as rails to guide a dick right into your mouth.

Guy: "Hey guys, look at my snake bites!! I'm such a hard ass!!"

Friend: "You mean look at your dick rails. You're such a fag, I bet you can suck a mean dick with those things!!"

Everyone around the conversation: "Hahahahah!!!"

by ronious October 13, 2009

dick rain dance

An provocative act in which the receiving party shakes their ass in order to arouse a male party to ejaculate all over them.

Man, when Kayne needs the money, he can do a bomb-ass dick rain dance.

by yung_memer_2k16 August 28, 2016