railroad spike 

Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand.

I was playin with that girls butt hole then gave the railroad spike to see if she liked it. She didn't.

railroad spike by Jimbo420 June 17, 2008

New Freedom Railroad Spike 

Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.

After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.

New Freedom Railroad Spike by MAG-NUM February 25, 2009

suck a railroad spike

An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful

roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"

suck a railroad spike by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 16, 2019

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull 

A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.

Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."

Beta: "That's pretty poggers!"

Schligma: "I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull."

I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull by WatterBottles February 10, 2022