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raftusism 

The study and science of guzzing beers. Examples of high raftusism include sub 3 second shotty times, sub 2 second funnel times, birds pulled, etc.

Some notable people with high raftus levels include: Stevewilldoit, Harry Raftus, Kyle Forgeard, and Shoenice.
Ryan: “Wait dude, what’s your major again?”

Sebastian: “I major in Raftusism.”

Ryan: “Wait for real? What’s your shotty time?”

Sebastian: “2.8 seconds.”

Ryan: “Dude that’s so fratty beers.”
raftusism by BigBlair55 August 22, 2021
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Another word for autism, more commonly known as a practice for disabled children under the age of 15
I suffer from Ramusism
Ramusism by PlagueAK47 September 26, 2021
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When you are so raftus, it becomes your relgion.
That boy is seriously devoted to raftism.
Raftism by 4getmethots October 19, 2022

National Raftuss Day

Anyone born on this day is very Raftuss. Hey It’s National Raftuss Day!

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026