r2r0

probably the biggest mexican-american to ever walk this planet. a bad-ass mofo, has a total disregard to the standards of others, resulting in a personal code thats bad-ass. additionaly, he disregards power in numbers and will often will mock and defile lesser opponets who are caught defiling his personal code (a trash-talker, women-beater, bush supporter, bible beater, terrorist, playas, etc.) can often quite be outspoken as what he says is direct, wise, and simple. he is one who doesn't need to pretend to be badass because he just is. compare to the most bad-ass of all time: mr. carlos ray norris, aka "chuck" norris. listens to johnny cash but also willing to admit that he listens to enrique iglesias or justin timberlake. if you don't like that, then fuck off!

also considered a person who doesn't take shit from anyone, and says fuck, shit, or damn in 75% of his sentences, one who always wears his bad-ass hat pointed to the side.

I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer... not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there see, small table all by myself at this bar. It's full of real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good. Anyway, I'm by myself... I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious but, not too secret either. So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him... or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed... it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him...that man, was r2r0...

by dirteesanchez July 11, 2006