qzwxecrvtbynumilokpjhgfdsa 

Wow, you found it. You are so bored that you typed the first and bottom rows alternating starting with the top, moving to the right. and then when the bottom row ended you started at l and kept alternating, but moving left in the middle row. once the top row finished, you slid you finger left across the keyboard to make this abomination. you thought you were making something original, but I did it first.

"qzwxecrvtbynumilokpjhgfdsa"
"get mental help"

qzwxecrvtbynumilokpjhgfdsa by Pig_Master102 January 12, 2023

qzwxecrvtbynumilpokjhgfdsa 

When you are so bored and insane that you find the stupidest, most bizarre way to type all the letters. I have notified your local insane asylum, they are on their way.

"Oh no, I've ran out of ways to procrastinate, I guess I'll just summon the demon of procrastination with my unholy ritual of typing qzwxecrvtbynumilpokjhgfdsa. Oh look, I got to some stupid, random urban dictionary definition, I guess that's cool."

qzwxecrvtbynumilpokjhgfdsa by CrabsCrabby September 9, 2019

qzwxecrvtbynumikolpjhgfdsa 

Ultimate boredom. You go in an up and down pattern from left to right and then fill in the remaining letters from right to left

I’m so bored, I just typed qzwxecrvtbynumikolpjhgfdsa

qzwxecrvtbynumikolpjhgfdsa by Bbbbeeeepppp March 6, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008