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qzwxecrvtbynumilpokjhgfdsa 

When you are so bored and insane that you find the stupidest, most bizarre way to type all the letters. I have notified your local insane asylum, they are on their way.
"Oh no, I've ran out of ways to procrastinate, I guess I'll just summon the demon of procrastination with my unholy ritual of typing qzwxecrvtbynumilpokjhgfdsa. Oh look, I got to some stupid, random urban dictionary definition, I guess that's cool."
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qzwxecrvtbynumilokpjhgfdsa 

Wow, you found it. You are so bored that you typed the first and bottom rows alternating starting with the top, moving to the right. and then when the bottom row ended you started at l and kept alternating, but moving left in the middle row. once the top row finished, you slid you finger left across the keyboard to make this abomination. you thought you were making something original, but I did it first.
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"get mental help"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026