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qzwxecrvtbynumilpokjhgfdsa 

When you are so bored and insane that you find the stupidest, most bizarre way to type all the letters. I have notified your local insane asylum, they are on their way.
"Oh no, I've ran out of ways to procrastinate, I guess I'll just summon the demon of procrastination with my unholy ritual of typing qzwxecrvtbynumilpokjhgfdsa. Oh look, I got to some stupid, random urban dictionary definition, I guess that's cool."
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qzwxecrvtbynumioplkjhgfdsa 

you need some help, GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER! go do your work
I was so bored I typed qzwxecrvtbynumioplkjhgfdsa

qzwxecrvtbynumioplkjhgfdsa 

When you are so bored, you typed qzwxecrvtbynumioplkjhgfdsa in your keyboard. Even more bored than qazwsxecrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz.
Sorry, qzwxecrvtbynumioplkjhgfdsa is not a valid topic for the essay.

qzwxecrvtbynumilokpjhgfdsa 

Wow, you found it. You are so bored that you typed the first and bottom rows alternating starting with the top, moving to the right. and then when the bottom row ended you started at l and kept alternating, but moving left in the middle row. once the top row finished, you slid you finger left across the keyboard to make this abomination. you thought you were making something original, but I did it first.
"qzwxecrvtbynumilokpjhgfdsa"
"get mental help"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026