Boredom. You typed the first 3 letters of the top row, then the first 3 letters of the bottom row, then the next 3 letters of the top row, etc. After you typed qwezxcrtyvbnuiomp, you filled in all the letters in the middle row.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever typed qwezxcrtyvbnuiompasdfghjkl into Google or Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I did, actually, about a month back. I wrote the definition.
Guy 1: Darn it, I'm not first.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!