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If you are reading this you probably need a therapist to help you deal with the insane amount of crippling boredom that you are dealing with. On the other hand I commend you for not killing yourself from the sheer amount of immeasurable boredom that you have.
Person 1: Please help
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: qwertyuiopazsxdcfvgbhnjmkl
Person 2: Dear god,
<Person 2 has left the chat>
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qwertyuiopazsxdcfvgbhnjmkl

ULTRA BOREDOM. You tried all of them, but this one.
Mike: What are you doing?

Thomas: qwertyuiopazsxdcfvgbhnjmkl

Mike: What?

qwertyuiopazsxdcfvbghnjmkl

You have reached such a level of boredom that you thought you found something unique, and then you found this definition made during a random math class that has a sub right now.
Bro I just typed qwertyuiopazsxdcfvbghnjmkl and it was funny

qwertyuiopazsxdcfvgbhjklnm

You've reached level 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (One sexdecillion) of boredom, to the point where you feel the need to slide your finger across the first row of letters on your keyboard, then switch to sliding your finger down the last 2 rows of letters, stop at the 5th letter, then go back to sliding your finger across the 2nd then 3rd row. Good job, you're gonna die soon.
Robbie: qwertyuiopazsxdcfvgbhjklnm
Trina: iiiiiii'm gonna kill youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026