qwerting

When you look up porn with your boys on your enemies' laptop when he leaves to take a piss and wank each other off on the laptop screen

A: Yo bruh you wanna do qwerting on Jim's laptop when he leaves?
B: yeah bruh just remember no homo bruh
A: Yeah bruh

by jimbo609 June 12, 2019

qwerting

the combination of queefing and sqwerting

dude she was qwerting so much

by qwertonion March 6, 2021

Qwerting

Adding random letters, numbers an symbols in a phrase or text, posted on a Forum.

jack: Omg, his car is awesome lolsd\!!!!1!!!1!!!!1111!!!wrktftftftzzz.

Jill: Stop Qwerting !

by loadrunner December 22, 2008

Qwert

The act of cumming or the semen itself.

example 1.
Guy1. I'll hit you so hard you'll qwert your self!
guy2. Bring it on qwert monkey!
example 2.
Guy1. that dog's humping your leg
Guy2. Ughh, there's dog qwert on my leg!
Guy1. You fucking idiot

by JB* July 12, 2006

Qwert

To ejaculate. It is also the first 5 letters on the keybourd.

I'm so horny, I really need to Qwert!

by Happy_Cow October 23, 2011

qwert

When a female qweefs and vaginal fluids spurt out as a result of the qweef

Holy shit! Did you see that girl qwert. Were going to need paper towels asap.

by dashizdocta December 30, 2009

Qwert

A unit of distance between keys on a keyboard. Adjacent keys are one qwert apart.

Since F and L are five qwerts apart, nobody believed Rick's claim that his text was unintentional.

by Fabtastico May 24, 2021