If a short test of knowledge, typically around 10 questions in length, with question formats often including multiple choice, fill in the blanks, true or false and short answer are quizzical what are a series of questions or problems that is used to determine a person's ability or understanding of something. More generally, test refers to a trial, experiment, or examination that is designed to determine the qualities or characteristics of someone or something, aka a test. The answer to this very quizzical quizzy question is simple: A cullion, aka, testical. This means, is shortest terms, a dick, which is the part of a man in which produce comes out.
Guy 1: Hey, you!
Girl 1: What..?
Guy 1: if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Girl 1: Testical.
Guy 1: **Insert THE grin**
Girl 1: ???
Guy 1: A testical is ballz.
Girl 1: **GASPS**
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!