Man: What a quinkydink!
Woman: Hm?
Man: Well I just watched an episode of Family Guy and then my sister phoned me to say her newborn nearly killed her!
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.