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An egregious effort made in a large group when a guy named Jon, not John, takes a bottle of whiskey and tells everyone to take a pull off of the bottle. He watches the flow of the bottle as it goes down the hatch making sure it’s a pure circle swallow.
Jon: “hey guys, it’s time for a circle swallow.”
Geoff: “get that bottle out of my face. I’ve already circle swallowed 3 times.”
Geoff: “get that bottle out of my face. I’ve already circle swallowed 3 times.”
by Diesel!! September 2, 2022
Get the Circle swallow mug.The act of sitting in a hot tub and farting. You watch for the fart bubble to come to the top of the water and try to bite the bubble before it pops.
Kenny: “Bro, what are you doing?”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”
Phil: “ I’m about to fart. Let’s see who gets the quimby.”
Kenny: “ That quimby tasted like absolute shit.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2022
Get the quimby mug.A cosmic stroke of outrageous good luck, named after the guy who somehow turns every disaster into a win. A Harry Bounce happens when someone screws up, hits it sideways, or makes a terrible decision — yet the universe immediately fixes it for them and hands them a perfect outcome anyway.
Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Ben: “Dude, Harry just snap-hooked his drive into the woods.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2025
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Named after Harry, a man who can nuke a golf ball into a zip code marked “Lost Forever,” only for it to trampoline off three trees, clip a squirrel, and roll out to the center of the fairway with perfect yardage.
Happens in every part of his life:
blows off responsibilities → gets praised
shows up late → gets the best spot
orders wrong item → gets upgraded for free
He is, without explanation, the human embodiment of a glitch in the simulation.
Named after Harry, a man who can nuke a golf ball into a zip code marked “Lost Forever,” only for it to trampoline off three trees, clip a squirrel, and roll out to the center of the fairway with perfect yardage.
Happens in every part of his life:
blows off responsibilities → gets praised
shows up late → gets the best spot
orders wrong item → gets upgraded for free
He is, without explanation, the human embodiment of a glitch in the simulation.
Ben: “Bro, Harry just hit a driver so far left it needed a passport.”
Ryan: “Relax… watch the Harry Bounce.”
(Ball pinballs through the forest like it owes him money, rolls to 95 yards out.)
Ben: “I swear this dude is cheating at life.”
Nik: “He could fall down a flight of stairs and land with a free drink in his hand.”
Ryan: “Relax… watch the Harry Bounce.”
(Ball pinballs through the forest like it owes him money, rolls to 95 yards out.)
Ben: “I swear this dude is cheating at life.”
Nik: “He could fall down a flight of stairs and land with a free drink in his hand.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2025
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