a totally gay guy that has ridiculous hair but thinks he's straight

To make a fool of oneself unintentionally. Reference to "Mayor Quimby" from The Simpsons, who was subjected to frequent misfortune as the result of his unluckiness. A Quimby can refer to an event in which someone humiliates themself or a period of time in which their behaviour was littered with frequent misfortune. The word "Qumiby" can be used as a verb or an adjective.
Frequent occasions for which the term can be used include: Failing a test, getting obscenely drunk, falling over/tripping up etc.

NB: Credit to Alex Waylett for raising awareness of the word

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.

Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.

Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.

A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.

One who is dweebish or noobie cheese; a fag; a loser; todd mackal