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Quiet Hours

Quiet Hours ( kwahy-it ou-ers) - Noun - The state in a fraternity house where members are to not have their fratty music to a decibel level that will cause another brother to feel uncomfortable while studying for exams. Usually enforced that last two weeks of a semester so most brothers can graduate and earn a high paying job and not end up working at McDonald's.
"Dude what happened to Quiet Hours this week? those BITCH kids are gonna fail out"

"Man I wish I had an easy major, I wouldnt give a shit for quiet hours"

"Did you hear about the party on T-FLOOR? they are so bad ass for violating quiet hours, I hope they are still raise the house GPA"

"Man, Fuck Quiet Hours" - Danny G
Quiet Hours by PARAIDER December 8, 2009
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Facebook Quiet Hours 

The hours of the night that begin somewhere around 11:30 PM and extend until mid-morning, when society frowns on interrupting a friend's late-night stalking or lurking on Facebook. Facebook feels quiet as a library, and you feel as though you are the only one on the entire site, because by this time your Live Feed has slowed to a halt. It is customary to ignore the presence of other online facebookers at this time unless they are very close friends, to allow everyone ample time for mindless late night facebooking, which may include but it not limited to Farmville, Mass Picture Stalking, or wall-to-wall reading.
Person 1: "Dude, last night I had 36 friends online, but I couldn't talk to them because it was during Facebook Quiet Hours."

Person 2: "Sucks. Same thing happened to me."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026