quid in the till

An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")

Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 2, 2006

Quid's Law

A moratorium on open discussion of punishments and bannings meted out on a moderated forum.

How did so-and-so get banned anyway?

Shhhh, you'll run afoul of Quid's Law. PM me if you really want details.

by Regina Fong June 22, 2010

Billy the quid

An absolute savage who you will find wandering the lawless streets of Chatham or gillingham (if your lucky) he keeps this lawless land in line (he once saved a whole orphanage from a fire) if he asked you for any amount of money you will give it to him or your family will face a horrible curse for 6 years all of your earnings will plummet until you become a homless sket this fucking barbarian one killed a plane full of terrorists with just the edge of a pound coin and landed it safely saving about 500 disabled babys from the terroist scum

Billy the quid : oi mate you got a quid

Everyone on the planet: ofcourse

by Bignibs July 3, 2019

Quid-fifty

The price of an item that turns a cheapskate on

I was in the supermarket and they had soap dishes on offer for a quid-fifty! I nearly jizzed my pants - so I bought two!

by Quidfiftyking August 25, 2017

not the full quid

An old English saying that generally means someone who "Isn't quite there" or is slightly loopy or crazy.

Another sayings similar to this are: "One sandwich away from being a picnic"

-boy pretending to play Halo in the middle of the lunch area and is rolling around pretending to shoot people-

My friend: "I wanna punch him!"
Me: "Nah man don't, he's not the full quid"

or

My friend: "Why is he talking to that pole?"
Me: "Because, he's not the full quid"

by Blystical April 20, 2010

half quid

One United States Dollar

Dave was disappointed to find how little he could buy with a half quid.

by D j C March 18, 2007

seven quid

Generic term meaning anything that the user wishes it to mean. First used in 2002 by a student in Leeds, the phrase has caught on and become a regular part of many peoples vocabulary.

What? "seven quid"
News just in... "seven quid"
"seven quid" yeah?
"seven quid"

by Adam Coates January 4, 2005