queevage
queevage by TheNooter69 December 5, 2017
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queerage
1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.
2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.
2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.
Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."
"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."
"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."
"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."
"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."
Queefage
(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -
OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS
(answer "yes" or "no")
1)Was there a queef?
2)Could you feel the vibration?
3)Could you hear it?
4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?
5)Did the neighbors hear it?
6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?
7)Did bomb squad arrive?
8)Was there major structural damage to your house?
9)Did poison control have to come?
10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.
"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting
(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)
yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy
OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS
(answer "yes" or "no")
1)Was there a queef?
2)Could you feel the vibration?
3)Could you hear it?
4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?
5)Did the neighbors hear it?
6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?
7)Did bomb squad arrive?
8)Was there major structural damage to your house?
9)Did poison control have to come?
10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.
"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting
(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)
yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy
1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.
2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself
2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself
Queefage by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007
Queenager
Means gay youth or effeminate men, that are always in the club with no clue, lip gloss poppin'; though well educated spoiled gym rats...under the age of 25.
Queenager by Egypt Thompson March 17, 2009
Queenager
Queenager by The Roaring Forties March 1, 2020