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Queerwig 

An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.

An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."

1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
Queerwig by tsukisan April 29, 2013
Related Words

Queerisma 

The Charisma of queers and homos
Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton)
Queerisma by Oh yeah! November 1, 2007

queeritual 

someone who identifies as queer, who also happens to be a spiritual person.
"yeah, we meditate together on wednesday evenings....you know--to get down with our queeritual side."
queeritual by earthcrunch December 6, 2011

Queeristic 

Acting in a gay or queer nature
He looks very queeristic today
Queeristic by J3r3mytheredneck September 16, 2018

Queenzilla 

Queenzilla is a bad slur used against "dumb people" created on a game called Roblox. I don't know where this word originated, but I do know that it is now commonly used in the game and used to bully others.
"OMG, you are ONLY on level 5? Your such a queenzilla!"
Queenzilla by blingygeo January 5, 2021

queerying 

The process of investigating the sexual orientation of a friend/colleague who seems to be gay.
Peter:Have you noticed that John is really into George Michael?
Jack:I don't know why you're queerying him,he came out months ago.
queerying by Jamie92 August 5, 2010