A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking
rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with
retarded mannerisms
even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Sam: "Little
kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up,
bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "...
Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"