queef fetish Share definition Flag A sexual fetish for air dispelled from the vagina. Rhymes with "leaf lettuce." (Proper use is in restaurant work). Chef: Hey get me a head of leaf lettuce! Dishwasher: Queef fetish? Chef: What the fuck? queef fetish by bingy9 April 8, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the queef fetish mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch