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a boy who will firstly treat you like a queen, but after a breakup he will totaly act like a child and put you in the bad light
before: love you quebo
after: totally bullshit
quebo by broimnottellingyoumyname November 21, 2021
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boner queso 

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.
Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
boner queso by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017
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Blumpkin con Queso 

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

Vive le Quebec Libre 

A powerful phrase from then-French President Charles de Gaulle to the people of Quebec, Canada from the balcony of the Montreal Town Hall in 1967.

Translating to "Long Live Free Quebec", it is considered by many to be Charles de Gaulle's semi-formal endorsement of the concept of Quebec sovereignty.

In the aftermath, Charles de Gaulle was forced to cut his visit short partially due to the outrage of the Canadian government at this statement. Since then, it has been a rallying call for supporters of Quebec sovereignty, as well as the Parti Quebecois, a pro-sovereignty political party based in Quebec.

It is widely believed that because of animosity stemming from this incident, then-Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau refused to attend a memorial service to Charles de Gaulle following his death some years later.
Charles de Gaulle: "Vive Montreal! Vive le Quebec! Vive le Quebec Libre! Vive le Canada Français! Et Vive la France!"

Crowd: *goes apeshit*

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Parti Quebecois Member#1: "Je te vois a la prochaine assemblee. Vive le Quebec Libre!"

Parti Quebecois Member #2: "Je te vois la aussi, et Vive le Quebec Libre!"
The french part of Canada, makers of the original POUTINE. Legal drinking age : 18, real drinking age : 13.
Quebec's a rolling party!
Quebec by DeBuDGuY March 30, 2003

Senor Queso 

The one and only god among us and is super cool. They are one of the most greatest people alive in the world and will continue to be the greatest. They are shy, lonely, and super insecure. They also have a difficult time making new friends. Senor Queso is also the leader of cheese so respect them when buying cheese. They are friends with some very intelligent humans as well which is why it is difficult for them to make friends. Their daily meal is cheese, milk, cheese, etc.
Senor Queso is a unique person.
Oh my is that the god himself, senor queso??
Senor Queso by Senor Queso October 15, 2020

Queso Crunchwrap 

something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.
taco bell better bring the queso crunchwrap back,or im going to sue
Queso Crunchwrap by y2c January 16, 2009
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