squagmeyer 

When 2 of your friends engage in sexual contact, when you are the only other one in the area, which is usually extremely awkward.

Patty and Tim engaged in squagmeyer.

squagmeyer by spatch88 April 30, 2007

quagmeyer

When one is looking ramrod a female he just met and gets cock blocked by his fucking ex-girlfriend

When my ex showed up, I found myself in a bit of a quagmeyer.

quagmeyer by Anonymous April 14, 2006

quagmeyer

A grown mans penis or private part

Stop whippin your quagmeyer out I dont want to see that thing.

quagmeyer by Gabe the Babe June 29, 2008

Scagmeyer

A lowlife dirt ball. (Male)

Lynnette said to avoid the Wa-Wa; there are too many scagmeyers loitering outside.

Scagmeyer by AngelaRamonaMarie May 21, 2021