qts

a quick abbreviation for cuties (try saying the "q" and "t" out loud)

"Looks at those two holding hands under the tree"
"total qts"

by Zaloo August 30, 2009

qts

an obreiveaqtion for cuties

look at those qts! so perfect for each other

by flash46 June 7, 2016

qts

quiet that shit

FUCKIN' QTS DAWG!!!!

by bunyiptish December 9, 2011

QTS

Verb: A Quick Tactical Stroke.

When one goes for a quick fiddle with their man-parts. As noted - can be used covertly in public situations.

Jaiden went for a QTS with his 21 while watching Krusty the Clown eat Cheese over Skype.

by Flame-On! January 1, 2012

QTS

Qualified Togger Squeezers

I need to get my bishop jaffed by QTS.

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

QTSF

Stands for quit talking, start fucking.
Net slang obv, duh.

Charlie: Hey chloe QTSF!
Chloe: Ha, huh?
Charlie: just QTSF nao, brahh.

by charlie hann April 15, 2008

QTSD

QTSD is an acronym for "Quit Thinking Start Drinking", it is usually the answer given by people who are at a loss when asked for meaningful advice on a serious or non-serious situation, in the hope that in the drunken stupor that follows the situation will be resolved somehow.

Guy 1: "What am I going to do (insert problem)"
Guy 2: "QTSD bitch!"
Guy 1: "Alright, I suppose one drink couldn't hurt"

5 hours later in another state/country

Guy 1: "Huh, so everything turned out ok, nice"
Guy 2: "Told you so"

by tomichugpeltho July 7, 2010