They say if you protect your virginity for 30 years, you transform into a wizard. Well I typed "qpwleorktmyiujanshdbfgzvxc" and became a wizard on the spot from sheer boredom.
You are so special like me that you do some crazy crap and type a super fancy thing and spontaneously combust into bits and pieces of bordum and flesh.
Person 1: Hey manhow are youtoday? person 2: qpwlemrotktnyiujinouphabsydgfvgyhgjvktlfzcxrcdvxbensmzqwwaeq.
Person 1: uhm? person 2: 💥💥💥
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.