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You have discovered levels of boredom thought to be impossible. I’m not sure whether you should be extremely ashamed or extremely proud.
Boss: “Did you seriously just type in ‘qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg‘ instead of working.”

Jerry: “Y-yeah.”

Boss: “Honestly I can’t even be mad, that level of boredom is impressive.”

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what happens when you are stuck in math class for to long and you get your filthy hands on a computer and start bashing your face with the keyboard.
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When you just found out that keyboards were a thing.
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qpalzmxnskwoeidjcnvbfhrutyg Is what you type when you are extremely bored so you type every key on your keyboard by starting froom the far left to the far right in a fashioned way.
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026