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Qoinq is an alternative to the more commonly known word "Going." qoinq is used when you want to give the internet impression that you are fucking retarded. "qoinq" is popular among girls under the age of 13, minority races of the U.S., and people whose keyboard is missing the letter "G"
oMqee im qoinq to the JoNaS BrOtHurZz CoC3rT! xD o.O
qoinq by moneymike352 September 11, 2009

Huvu Qoinq 

Originated from ticky-ticky. Definition: Lightly caressing one’s body part repeatedly; Until the tickling sensation appears.
Other names: Confusion? Mallrats? Pokémon? Going?
Hey you wanna huvu qoinq later?

quinquadrate 

literally the most gay name in existence
quinquadrate is gay

quinquagintillion 

I have a quinquagintillion dollars!
quinquagintillion by Youghtsf November 1, 2020

quinquesection 

v. to divide into five parts
n. one such part; i.e. a 'quarter' of a set of five
A: lol let's quinquesection that n00b's base
B: ok i'll pwn that quinquesction over there

C: y0 got a quinquesection of weed?
D: a what? lol
quinquesection by cercospora October 11, 2011

quinquadrate 

quinquadrate is the 4 year old who can't speed bridge
guy1: who the fuck is quinquadrate?
guy2: idk
the feeling of turning within your mind
my mind is so qoinked from that information
qoink by beeppee October 6, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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